Honky-Tonk Woman

So my sister turned 29 yesterday. Her birthday party was really fun. There was a small, very casual dinner at the Shake Shack, which is so yummy. And I love being able to drink beer in the park. No paper bags for me, thank you!
After red velvet cake (she is obsessed with red velvet cake and refuses to admit that it's just chocolate cake with red food coloring), we all headed over to Doc Hollidays.
Oh my good god. The people who work there are a little too into their jobs. Some guy went out the wrong door and they screamed at him for at least 5 minutes, even turning off the jukebox so that we could all hear their threats better.
The music was really good, with great country music that made us all kind of bounce around without actually dancing. Of course Tessa got up on the bar and did "The Tessa," which is always amusing for all those watching her.
I really like these two new friends of hers, Laura and Chris. She's from Zimbabwe, he's from Kenya, and we just talked the whole night.
My dad played pool for the first time in about 45 years, and was really good! And some really drunk guy, Mark, hit on Tessa, me, and my mom. He could not believe that my parents are actually my parents, cause they're so young-looking. Then he called my mom a MILF, and once I explained what that met, mom and dad left.
It was a really great night!